Amazing! This Couple Just Got Engaged After He Dressed up like a Baby and Started Screaming for His Mother Until a Woman Felt so Uncomfortable That She Approached Him

Move over Jay-Z and Beyoncé, there’s a new power couple riding the bus.

Romance alert! These two lovers finally met their match in each other after Daniel Handson, 28, got on the bus this morning dressed as a baby and started screaming for his mother. It took nearly eighteen minutes and 4 emergency stops, but Nicole Coolidge, 21, finally made her move and the two are now inseparable. Continue reading “Amazing! This Couple Just Got Engaged After He Dressed up like a Baby and Started Screaming for His Mother Until a Woman Felt so Uncomfortable That She Approached Him”

A Year in Review from Someone That Spent All of 2017 Getting Fit and Reading Self-Help Books and Not Playing the Sims 4 Until Both Their Fingers and Eyes Bled

Bring on 2018!

Dear Readers,

First off, let me wish you a belated happy New Year. 2017 has been a year of surprises and personal accomplishments, including (but not limited to) gaining 20 lbs of pure muscle, finishing several key books to better myself, and one hundred percent not building my dream house in the popular PC video game Sims 4. Continue reading “A Year in Review from Someone That Spent All of 2017 Getting Fit and Reading Self-Help Books and Not Playing the Sims 4 Until Both Their Fingers and Eyes Bled”

“Take Her to the Biker’s Inn?” I Thought That You Told Me to Take a Lot of Vicodin

Whoops!

Oh jeez. Did you really tell me to take her to the Biker’s Inn? That explains why your mom looked so mad. I was like, “Why would she tell me to take a lot of Vicodin to pick her mom up at the airport?” I don’t even know why you thought that I HAD Vicodin, but I guess that it’s lucky that I did. Yikes, now I don’t know if I can take your mom to the Biker’s Inn at all. Continue reading ““Take Her to the Biker’s Inn?” I Thought That You Told Me to Take a Lot of Vicodin”